Eight Words with Two Gender Specific Meanings

  1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
    Female…… Any part under a car’s hood
    Male …..      The hook fastener on a woman’s bra strap

    2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

    Female …. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another
    Male …..    Playing cricket without a box

    3. COMMUNICATION (ko-moo-ni-kay-shon) n. 
    Female … The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner
    Male …      Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys

    4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. 

    Female ….. A desire to get married and raise a family
    Male ……   Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one

    5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

    Female …. A good movie, concert, play or book
    Male ……   Anything that can be done while drinking beer

    6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

    Female …. An embarrassing by-product of indigestion
    Male ……  A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding

    7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. 

    Female …… The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve
    Male ……     Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it

    8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

    Female ……A device for changing from one TV channel to another
    Male ……     A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes


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