By throwing his considerable heft around and through lies, blackmail and threats, Big, Bad Don, or the Bigliest Clown of the 21st Century, has managed to strongarm his BBB (Big Beautiful Bill) through both the House and the Senate. But for the Republican Party, it might prove to be a Faustian bargain. The BBB is like a BBL (Brazilian Butt Lift) and just as gross, or as Musk puts it, “a disgusting abomination”. And just like the BBL, the misrepresentations by the promoters are not going to age well and the BBB is actually going to push America’s problem of a fiscal deficit over the edge into uncontrollable territory.
The BBB could ultimately prove to be the downfall of Malice in MAGAland’s idea of the new America. Appropriately SMAC’s response is based on the 1961 country hit, which resonates with the MAGAlanders’ heroic John Wayne type outlook on life, and is titled, Big Bad Don.
If you go to BIG BAD JOHN ~ Jimmy Dean (1961) you can follow the original while reading SMACs lyrics.
(Ding Dong) (Ding Dong)
Every day, long after nine you could see him arrive.
He stood six foot one, weighed two forty five.
Kinda narrow at the shoulder and big at the hip
And everybody knew ya didn’t give no lip to Big Don.
(Ding Dong) (Ding Dong) Big Bad Don (Ding Dong)
Nobody seemed to know where Don called home.
He just flew around, golfed and stayed all alone.
Maligning people, he wasn’t at all shy.
If anyone opposed, he just said goodbye, the Big Don
Couldn’t have raped her, she was below par.
Then he got into a fight over a big porn star
And got a crushin’ blow when put on the stand
Said I’ll see ya later when I win my next hand, Big Don
(Ding Dong) (Ding Dong) Big Bad Don (Ding Dong)
Then the polls collapsed at the end of the next term,
But while the party cracked, big Don stood firm.
GOPers were saying this term is our last.
They all said they′d better jump fast, ‘cept Don
Through the lies and the smoke of his self-made hell
Shambled a bent old man, a hollowed-out shell,
Grabbed a 3-wood and hit the ball with a groan,
But he won the round ‘cos he played there alone, Big Don
(Ding Dong) (Ding Dong) Big Bad Don (Ding Dong)
A last throw of his dice, again attacked the Fed
But the GOPers said, “There’s an exit up ahead!”
As two twenty men escaped a political grave,
There′s one left they’re not going to save, big Don
With hammers and timbers they battened him down.
Still smoke and gas and bile belched from that clown.
The word salads and tangents came so thick and fast,
That even Fox dupes knew this was the end at last for Don
(Ding Dong) (Ding Dong) Big Bad Don (Ding Dong)
No third term, he was shunned and on his own.
Even Melania glared icily and left him alone.
Finally, his orange face became white and deadpan.
His epitaph read, ”Here lies a vain, stupid man.”
(Ding Dong) (Ding Dong) Big Bad Don (Ding Dong) (Ding Dong)