Home was No. 57 Mowbray Street, Newton Park, Port Elizabeth

Everybody has a special place; a place that one calls home. For the McCleland’s it was 57 Mowbray Street, Newton Park, Port Elizabeth. It was nothing special; just a normal middle class rectangular house without any pretensions of greatness, grandiosity or style. But what it did possess was not character but some unique features which will forever be remembered by the family and associated with our home.

Main picture: The diamond shaped window panels of the patio

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What has the Post Office done with my Parcel?

We are all aware that the South African Post Office is in disarray. Now there is photographic proof of the chaos that reigns in the sorting centres. Unlike the United Kingdom which promises delivery within 24 hours in the UK, South Africans can no longer expect a parcel within two months.

Amazon in the UK made two separate shipments on the 30th January 2015 to me. I have only now on the 11th April 2015 received one of them. What has happened to the second?

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No Lights Today: A Parody of No Milk Today

Only those born in the fifties will remember the 1967 sweet melodic song by Herman’s Hermits entitled No Milk Today. It was an Age of Innocence before the scourge of drugs brought the demise of many a pop musician. While some like Jimmy Hendrix paid the ultimate price, many like Eric Clapton battled its cloying hold for decades before either beating their demons or failing & ultimately facing their Maker long before their allotted time.This melody has inspired my brother Blaine to write the lyrics of a parody appropriately entitled No Lights Today. Its target is the hapless Eskom.

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Extremely Fascinating Facts

The source of these facts is unknown. Like many emails that one receives, its author is never known. Unlike most which I immediately delete or distribute after reading, this is one which I kept and read again the following day.

Maybe you will also find some of these facts equally as fascinating. For instance, the size of a kangeroo when it is born in its mother’s pouch cannot be larger than a few peas.

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Call it what it really is: It is Xenophobia

Like Mbeki in 2008, many government and ANC party functionaries have refused to label the latest outbreak of violence against foreigners as xenophobia. Why is there this reluctance to call a spade a spade, what was the spark that ignited the latest flare-up and what is the prognosis for future outbreaks?

It was like déjà vu. As I drove alone south on an almost empty N3 in the pre-dawn gloom towards OR Tambo to catch the early morning flight to Pietermaritzburg, I was astounded at the overt racism of the callers either in their justification of the attacks on the foreigners or their “humane human-rights” solutions to the problem.

All of the callers to the Early Breakfast show – as it is styled – on 702 Talk Radio were predominately from the townships.

Main picture: Xenophobic attacks halted business in Durban’s CBD

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Barry Richard Cornish – In Memoriam

1st February 1954 to 13th February 2016

If I had to ask God just one question what would it be? “Why take Barry so young” or perhaps rather, “Why Barry?” Such were the questions that swirled in my mind when I heard that Barry had passed away from a stroke. The final question – a rhetorical one I suppose – posed to humanity in general is why we do not celebrate somebody’s achievements and their life before that person passes away. Why reserve it for the eulogies after their death? Shouldn’t we verbalise the positive that we feel about our friends and family.

So it was with Barry.

Main picture: Barry Cornish with son, Craig

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Working BC – Before Chainsaws

To most people, the past is glowingly referred to as the good old days. This pie-in-the-sky idyll never existed apart from people’s imaginations. The overwhelming majority of people a century ago – 92%+ in the case of Britain – what work entailed was back-breaking manual work whether in foundries or as reflected here in a logging operation.

Hard grinding physical labour was the lot of these workers. What was more iniquitous was the pittance that they were paid for these long hours of toil.

Main picture: Lumberjacks besides their handiwork. The height of the man is indicative of the diameter of the tree

The chain saw is merely a metaphor for machinery

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Oddities of Nature

Evolution has the ability to mould creatures into an infinite array of shapes and configurations. What makes many of these animals unique is not so much because they are different – they undoubtedly are – but due to the fact that many of them combine features of disparate geneses and species.

The incomparable David Attenborough has introduced me to a few especially the star-nosed mole which has feelers protruding from where its nose should be positioned and the disgusting naked mole rat which even at birth has the body of a wrinkled superannuated rat on its death bed.

Main picture: The star-nosed mole which only its mother could love

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