Words from great orators take flight like busy little hummingbirds in some cases or soar majestically like eagles in others.  With Trump, his words fall to the ground like flightless LBJs (Little Brown Jobs – a technical avian term).  That is perhaps why he has so much animus for Obama with his simple but noble oratory.  He is sublime where Trump is subterranean.

Psychiatrists have looked at his verbal skills over the years and have noticed a remarkable decrease in his vocabulary and a corresponding increase in garbled messages.  His sentences nowadays are simplistic and like limp day-old word salads.

A –   (Trumphal) Arch, affordability, Apprentice, Autopen

B –   Bankrupt (again), Big Mac, Biden, ballroom, battleship, bigly

C –   Crypto, Crooked (Hiliary), Colbert, clean coal, ‘ceasefire’, Canada, casino, covfefe

D –   Donald (J Trump), drugs, DOGE, Dollar

E –   Epstein, Epstein, Epstein

F –   Failed or failing (late night talk show hosts), fifty-first (state), Florida, fraud, fake (news), favourite (President)

G –   Golf, gold, Greenland, genius, greatest (President ever)

H –   Horrible (person, question), Hiliary, Hormuz, (Russia) hoax

I –    Iran, I, IQ test, immigrants, inflation

J –    Jeffery Epstein, Jerome Powell

K –   Kimmel, killing (the cats)

L –    Low-IQ (person), low-ratings, loser, left wing radical

M – MAGA, Melania, McDonalds, Mexico, Mar a Lago, murderers, marble

N –   Newscum, Nobel Peace Prize, Nancy Pelosi, NATO, nasty

O – (Hussein) Obama, obliterate

P –   Pussy, Putin, patriot, pardon

Q – Qatar, Qanon

R –   Real estate, redistricting, remodel, rapists, Russia

S –   Sue, Supreme Court, Saudi Arabia, seditious, socialist, scum, shithole (country), stolen (election)

T –   Trans, Trump, traitor, tariffs, Tylenol

U –   Me, Ukraine

V –   Venezuela, vaccines

W – Wind (turbine), war

X –   Ivanka, Maria Marples

Y –   (because I can)

Z –   Zelensky, Zzzzz

If they can’t impeach Trump, perhaps the ICC can indict him for crimes against the English language.