Port Elizabeth of Yore: Derelict building near Cow’s Corner

Over my life of 72 years, I have witnessed this building slowly crumble and fade away. Now little more than a pile of bricks, my memory was pricked after 40 years after relocation to Joburg when a Mrs. Charlotte Brunette surprised me with a photo of an oil painting of this building. Now yet another piece of the giant PE puzzle has found its niche in the mosaic.

Main picture: Church on Kragga Kamma-AI Enhanced

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Port Elizabeth of Yore: Sir Lewis Michell’s Years in Port Elizabeth

Lewis Michell first came to prominence as the General Manager of Standard Bank in Port Elizabeth. His tenure at the bank would result in a friendship with Cecil John Rhodes, the arch imperialist. Before his death in 1928, Michell had completed his autobiography. Despite never being published, portions of it have been used by other authors, the latest being the book on Rhodes by Richard Steyn entitled Rhodes and his Banker.

I am indebted to Jon Inggs for introducing me to this manuscript. The chapter on Port Elizabeth was especially interesting as Michell eloquently portrays not only the Town itself but also provides insightful comments on some prominent residents of Port Elizabeth.

Jon Inggs has used the AI program NoteBookLM to generate this blog and I have not amended it in anyway at all, even insignificantly. At the end of the blog I have included a copy of Michell’s original chapter on his assessment of the residents and the town itself. Likewise I have not made any amendments to the original. The reason why I included both the original and the AI version in this blog was to provide a way to assess the accuracy, fluency and readability of the AI version. On all counts I am impressed with AI’s ability to summarise the data under appropriate headings. On the negative side I found the AI version to be slightly rigid, even sterile, with little emotion, more akin to a text book than story. Perhaps that is how it should produce a formal assessment but I am not necessarily convince. Judge for yourself.

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Port Elizabeth of Yore: Replenishment of a Ship’s Water

Whenever a ship can moor at a jetty or a quay using mooring lines, the process of replenishing a ship’s water is simplified. All that is required are for water pipes to be laid along the wharf.  Difficulties abound whenever there is a lack of such facilities, but these hassles are always mitigated or overcome whenever entrepreneurs abound.

This blog deals with these entrepreneurs and their solutions.   

Main picture: PE From South End, painted by Baines in 1853, [Transnet Heritage Library N58606]

The French sailing ship: The Le Necessaire
Historically, French naval vessels, like other sailing ships, primarily carried water in wooden barrels (also called casks, butts, or hogsheads) stored in the ship’s hold. 

During extended voyages especially when sailing in enemy controlled waters, the collection of water from the shore was frowned upon as being too dangerous. Instead the sailors would rely upon rain squalls for water collection. In this case sailors would spread out sails to funnel rainwater into buckets and then decant it into casks. Even though the water could pick up a “unique” flavour from the oiled canvas, beggars could not be choosers.

Above: The hamlet of Port Elizabeth painted by Piers in 1850 [NM Metropolitan Art Museum]

The saga of the Le Necessaire highlights the consequences of obtaining water ashore especially when in enemy territory. During February 1752 the French sloop, the Le Necessaire together with two other vessels departed from the French Island of Mauritius with the objective of examining the southeast coast of southern Africa. They would have been aware of a Dutch settlement at Cape Town but were unsure of whether the Dutch were claiming or operating from any other portion of this vacant land.

It is presumed that the French squadron sailed steadily southward checking for human activities. With none visible, and being short of water, the French concluded that it was safe to land small boats to collect water. The location selected was the feeble stream called Shark River, now Happy Valley. In the process, the boat overturned in the surf, disgorging its nine occupants.  In the meanwhile, a storm had steadily arisen forcing the Le Necessaire to withdraw to deeper water in order to prevent it from being driven onto the rocks on the shore further south.

Fully expecting their mother ship to return once the storm had abated, these French seamen were probably initially unperturbed by the withdrawal of their home, the  Le Necessaire. The first hints of probable abandonment were possibly raised sotto voce the following day. With the full retreat of the stormy weather, which was  presumably replaced by a vivid blue sky, expectations of their imminent rescue ran high. No record of what actually happened has survived but one can presume that those less sanguine silently explored their surroundings for food. In all likelihood, fish trapped in the blind Shark River were all that could be found.

Initially the expectations of being rescued would have high but after several more days of clear weather, the mood of the men would have would switched from expectant becoming morose and demoralised as the full impact of their abandonment by the Le Necessaire became abundantly clear. Comprehending the gravity of their situation, they would have set off to the closest town, Cape Town, 800 kilometres away. The only objects that they bore were a musket and two pistols and possibly some water caskets. Apart from their practical use to carry water, these casks could be used in a barter transaction with the indigenous Khoikhoi or Hottentots as  they were locally known.

No record survives of these nine men’s travails, but it is safe to assume that they would have begged, borrowed and stolen supplies off the local khoikhoi en route to survive. In reality they would only have to survive the 368kms to Mossel Bay as in 1792  this was the eastern border of the Cape Colony. Nonetheless it was still a formidable target.  

The first piped water supply
On page 98 of his thesis on the development of the harbour in Port Elizabeth, Jon Inggs includes this comment regarding Fortuin: “The only other improvement to port facilities during this period [1820s] was the provision of water to ships by a Malay, Fortuin Weys. He erected a pump and laid pipes from it to the landing beach.

Algoa Bay during north wester in 1909

Harradine describes the first enterprise of this kind by Fortuin Weys 1829 as a pump to pipe water to the sea’s edge from a well in Market Square.

By 1834 Weys was described by Thomas Pringle as “one of the wealthiest and most respectable inhabitants of the place’.  He had originally been granted land at Algoa Bay in March 1820. By the time the settlers landed, his house, still under construction, was the second substantial one to be built at what was soon to become Port Elizabeth. He was listed as a blacksmith by Griffin Hawkins in 1822. In time he acquired a number of properties in the town and further afield”.

Later piped water scheme
According to Margaret Harradine during April 1851, the Algoa Bay Mooring and Watering Company began operations. A large tank was built over the springs on the south side of the Baakens River and piping carried the water beyond the surf to a water boat from which ships could be supplied. In December 1857 a stone tank was built over the spring and the old wooden tank was removed.

Era of the jetties
The construction of the North Jetty did not relieve the situation as moorings were restricted to small vessels. Larger ships had to be serviced while at the roadstead with lighters ferrying goods between  South Jetty and the vessel at anchor.  

Water storage and quality
Onboard Storage: Large quantities of fresh water were loaded into wooden barrels before a voyage. These were often stored in the lower parts of the ship to serve as necessary ballast.

Water Quality: The water often became stagnant, foul-smelling, and a breeding ground for algae and microorganisms after a few weeks at sea, especially in warmer climates. To make it more palatable and to inhibit bacterial growth, it was often mixed with alcohol (wine in the French navy, or later rum, which created grog).

A SMAC in the Face #108:  Arab Chic

America rightfully protested in the No Kings rally that they did not wish their country to be governed by a kinglike leader.   But maybe they should have protested as well about his King Midas touch.  We know he likes to touch nice things and now nothing in the White House is safe from his cold gold touch.  His décor sense along with the rest of his brain suffers from arrested development and can be summed up as Arab Chic.  It’s a pity the rest of him wasn’t arrested at the same time.

The latest to feel King Midas’ unwelcome grope is the Lincoln bathroom in the White House.  Maybe the green tiling isn’t to everyone’s taste, but he traded in old style warmth for a sterile marble wasteland with gold highlights.  If it wasn’t for his fake face tan, he could play hide-and-seek with Melania and she would never find him in there. His pallid old man’s body and veinous legs would blend right in with the veined marble.  Then again, she probably wouldn’t look very hard, if at all.

The Flemings of Port Elizabeth: Biographies of William Fleming Senior and Junior

These biographies have been created by ChatGPT. I included photographs from my collection to provide some colour and interest. The reason why I selected this father and son combination as my first blog created by AI was to assist me in disentangling the lives of two men with the same name. Fortunately for biographers, even though William Junior’s son was also christened William, he was not prominent in Port Elizabeth affairs and exited the scene by relocating to Cape Town. Secondly, William Junior married my second great aunt, Adelaide, who was Rev Francis McCleland’s daughter.

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A SMAC in the Face #105:  No (F@%)Kings

The madcap red cap maggots think Trump’s policies are to DEI for on the back of Trump advocating for no queens (and hating Queens along with the rest of New York).  Meanwhile America is shouting back, “No Kings”.  Republicans answer that the No Kings movement consists of people who hate America and are actually members of that most dangerous of all terrorist organisations – Antifa. 

For people who don’t follow US politics, antifa merely means anti-fascist to describe people who reject fascism – an honourable standard to uphold.  It is not an organization in any shape or form, but is used as a slur much like branding a person a communist during the McCarthy era.  Why it is so gleefully used by Republicans against people who refuse to go along with their diktats is that, I believe, it conjures up the word Intifada in people’s minds.  This resonates with MAGA because Intifada is an Arabic word for a rebellion or uprising and was specifically used to describe Palestinian resistance to Israel in the First Intifada (1987–1993) and the Second Intifada (2000–2005).

The rash of popular ‘No Kings’ protests against the indiscriminate use of presumptive Presidential executive orders, that have little or no legal basis, harkens back 250 years to the American war of Independence against a distant monarchy that existed in a gilded bubble.  (Alright, Britain was a sort of democracy but there was no universal franchise and the King held enormous sway.)  Trump’s unique approach to the Presidency along with a compliant Supreme court threatens to hollow out all the underpinnings of America’s democracy and turn it into a horrible tribute show for the Orange Jesus.

Contrary to Trump’s vain boasts which, as usual, are light on facts, he is proving to be an unpopular President.  He and all his toadies and the ‘Voice of America’, Fox News, repeatedly state that his resounding victory gave him a mandate.  Really?  A mandate to do what – to upend the whole well balanced American democracy with a machine gun blast of vile executive orders like a demented rapper high on his tanning spray? 

It is true that the Republicans also won both houses and control the Supreme court 6 – 3, but let’s look at his personal mandate.  Yes, he did beat Harris by 2.28m votes but this was after she replaced the doddery Biden on the slate with only 107 days to go.  It should be noted that he did not actually receive more than 50% of all the votes cast.  Also, “Slo Joe, I call him Slo Joe, you know” had actually beaten Trump by 7m votes previously.  So much for his popularity.

As the 47th President, he is the most unpopular President ever at this stage of his incumbency with a 37% approval rating.  To achieve this high honour, he had to beat that other most unpoular President, Donald J Trump Jr, in his previous incarnation as the 45th President which he has done handsomely.

Back to the No Kings rallies.  While the tacky King Midas with his golden décor touch skulked and sulked in his personal shrine at Mar-a-Lago complete with fake Times magazine covers about himself, 7 million Americans turned out in all 50 states in 2700 protests to express their displeasure.  With crowds seething with cartoon figures, narco blow up frog costumes, out of control horny unicorns, protesting grannies and sarcastic posters, not one shot was fired, no tear gas or smoke had to be deployed and everyone was happy without having to get high first.  It was remarkably unifying. 

As the US motto fittingly states, “E pluribus unum” (out of many, one).

Port Elizabeth of Yore: The Saga of the Le Necessaire

By the mid-eighteenth century, South Africa still only possessed one port – Cape Town. This did not imply that sailing vessels did not occasionally anchor offshore and send a small boat ashore either to collect water and other victuals or more ominously to mount surveillance operations. So it was in the case of a French sloop, Le Necessaire, in 1752 off Humewood.

In doing so, a calamity would befall a tiny French boat leading to the exposure of ulterior French intentions.

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A SMAC in the Face #104:  MAHA … HA, HA

Trump selects people based on their preparedness to do his will whether they’re in his cabinet, staff or key Federal positions.  Good looks also play a large part in this – think Kristi Noem, Karoline Leavitt, Pam Bondi and, most recently, Lindsey Halligan.  Competence is not a key requirement, in fact, it is not a requirement at all.  Witness the case of Halligan who was appointed to the high position of interim US attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia but has no prosecutorial experience – nil, zero, nada, zilch.  At least she can do no damage.  She can only irk Trump’s perceived enemies by executing his retributive legal attacks.  Other credentials for appointment to high office is to have been employed at His Master’s Voice, Faux News, where they graduate in the art of arse kissing – 23 so far this year.

Trump was elected by choosing hot button issues for the conservative Americans and inflaming the hell out of them with his freewheeling and fact-free style to the point that each group with a grievance was prepared to overlook his personal factory defects and the other issues that they didn’t believe in.  Pursuing this strategy, he surpassed himself by appointing a person who is unqualified in a job that affects the lives of every American, is a conspiracy theorist and, to top it all, a clown – Robert F Kennedy, or RFK, of the Kennedy political dynasty. 

RFK copied Trump’s signature MAGA movement with the slogan of MAHA (Make America Healthy Again) when he was appointed Health Secretary.  This is a man who claimed he had a parasitic worm that ate part of his brain and then died – probably of indigestion.  He loves eating roadkill and has swum in water known to be contaminated with sewerage.  Like Halligan, his credentials for the job could be listed on a fridge magnet – none.  However, he did bring along all the medical conspiracy kooks into Trump’s camp.  Although he vaccinated his own children, he has since changed his stance.  Even before Covid and the mRNA-based vaccines came along, he bought into the concept that the MMR (mumps, measles and rubella) vaccine causes autism.  That whole movement was based on a statistically insignificant study that has been comprehensively debunked.  As Health Secretary, he has had to backtrack on his opinions and has weaseled out by saying that the state should not be telling people what to do.  He is not even prepared to state that it is recommended to vaccinate. 

Ever since Louis Pasteur discovered the principles of vaccination in the 1860s, it has been the most successful medical intervention ever developed.  Only the discovery of penicillin comes close.  Gone are the scourges of smallpox which wiped out swathes of people particularly in parts of the ‘new world’ when the Europeans introduced their culture with a side order of smallpox  Gone too is polio which saw rows of children in wards filled with iron lung machines and people, like my father with a withered leg, or rubella which can cause blindness and deafness in foetuses.  Pasteur’s other great contribution to society’s health was the discovery of germs and how pasteurisation of milk can eliminate the many possible infections caused by drinking untreated milk.  RFK is passionate about this too.

Having started worrying about vaccination and autism, his latest mission is to find the causes of autism.  This has been studied for years without any answers yet he reckons he can nail it down in a few months.  Pressure from Trump, obviously desperate to deflect from a reputation infected by the Epstein virus, led to premature ejaculation by RFK.  In a hard-on press briefing on 22 September, he announced that his study group had found a link between acetaminophen (paracetamol) and autism.  Trump in a stable genius moment doubled down and then repeatedly directed pregnant women not to take Tylenol (because he couldn’t pronounce the chemical name) which could make him liable to a law suit.  In the latest televised cabinet meeting on 10 October, RFK contradicted his premature ejaculation without an apology about the mess he created and said, “It is not proof.  We’re doing studies to make proof.”

A SMAC in the Face #103: American Gothic – A Modern Reprise

American Gothic is one of the most famous American paintings of the 20th century.   Britannica gives the following interpretation of the painting:  With its completion at the beginning of the Great Depression, some interpret the painting as a satirical comment on the unwillingness of rural Americans, and more specifically Midwesterners, to catch up with the modernizing world. That seems like a reasonable description of your common or garden MAGA supporter. So, given the dark times America is going through and the collapse of the American Dream, SMAC decided to make light of these times by reimagining the American Gothic