It is doubtful that Trump reads and, if he does, he definitely doesn’t read for meaning. In fact, he probably considers it demeaning, after all possessing the world’s greatest intellect means that nobody can teach him anything. So, it is quite ironic that he is going to build a huge presidential library.
Ok, ok. A presidential library is more than your bog-standard library. They have become a feature of every president of the United States since Herbert Hoover (31st president, 1929–1933). It’s more like a time capsule of what went down during the tenure, or reign in Trump’s case, of the president with the focus on events surrounding him. Naturally there will be a lot of memorabilia alongside all the documents and records.
For Trump it will be the ultimate brag wall and include such historic pieces such as his fake FIFA Peace Prize and tacky gifts from sycophantic tinpot dictators. It will be a completely immersive experience of life inside Trump’s arsehole. There will be lots of merch like personally signed MAGA* caps and probably a complete box set of his 900 plus rallies.
It is another one of his grifts – it is to be built on 2.6-acre prime waterfront real estate worth $67 million and previously owned by the Miami Dade College. The Board of Trustees of this public institution magnanimously decided to give it back to the state and then, in late September 2025, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis grifted it to Trump’s presidential library foundation.
T4 (Trump, The Tacky TACO) has already teased what his library will look like. A foreplay of the library was presented on the Trump Library Foundation’s website. It is roughly a 50-storey glass building that looks more like an hotel or office block, the upper blocks of which Trump has already teased will so be – another Trump grift in plain sight. Naturally the exterior will prominently feature Trump’s name emblazoned in gold and massive portraits of himself. The ground floor will be given over to a display of military jets and the Qatari grifted Boeing 747 presidential jet. There will be a massive golden ballroom room, a replica Oval Office complete with his tacky gold tat on the walls and finally a massive auditorium with a 5 times life-size golden statue of Trump in a defiant pose.
From small beginnings great libraries grow – maybe.
The books are as fake as their owner, just like the old Texan saying – all hat, but no cattle.
