On Sunday, 19 August, Infantino the Terrible awarded Trump his last ball and gave him a golden shower which took Trump back to the heady days of 2013.

For those who don’t know the context, the Roger Steele intelligence report of 2017 reported that during Trump’s visit to the Miss World pageant in Moscow in early November 2013, he arranged for prostitutes to perform a golden shower routine on the bed that Barack and Michelle Obama used during their visit to Moscow years before.  For those of you who don’t know what a golden shower is, SMAC’s lips are sealed – that’s what Google’s for. 

This, of course, was delicious and salacious and any other kind of -cious kompromat (Russian term for compromising material useful for bribing) and fed the story of Russian interference in the 2016 US Presidential elections.  Trump, as is his wont, denies it and goes so far as to say that he wasn’t even there.  The latter is a proven lie and as James Comey, erstwhile FBI Director who investigated Trump, points out that when someone lies about one thing in an investigation, all bets are off concerning his credibility, not that it’s ever worried Trump before – it’s his standard operating procedure and he probably secretly gets off on it.  Trump just says they’re tall stories after all Comey is 6’ 8” (2.03m for advanced nations) and throws shade on Trump.

Some more context to the photos: No Trump rally would be complete without a “Sir, . . .” or a “Daddy, . . .” story.  Now those are truly tall stories, just like Trump’s claimed current height of 1.91m (6’ 3” for backward Americans).