Any good economic advisor has to make disclaimers about his personal interests so that you can decide whether to trust him. So, I shall make my personal disclaimer upfront.
Jeff Bezos might be the richest man on Earth, but he looks like a dork. Personally, I think he is a dork. If you think that it’s wrong for me to get personal and insulting, I agree that’s it insulting for dorks to be compared to Bezos. To the dorks of the world, I apologise.
Main picture: Jeff Bozo in guru pose speaking to his devotees from his Madras at Van Horn, TX, before ejaculating on his spiritual journey in his priapic amusement park ride.
(Judge) Hlophe should have been dealt with long ago – fired, impeached or whatever they do to hack judges. His defence for his prior contraventions seems to have been a he said / she said situation or a misinterpretation of what he actually stated. However, his latest outrage is blatant and not subject to misinterpretation. Furthermore, it is wilful in that it displays a conscious disregard for facts known by him in order to express a personal opinion and advance a biased racist narrative. As such, he is not a fit and proper person to be a judge, not only for white people appearing before him, but everyone because he has displayed a creative relationship with facts (evidence) before him. A Trumpian personality of the first water.
In a recent blog I queried whether it was wise to award a contract to Karpowership to supply 1220MW of gas turbine power at 3 sites around South Africa. This objection was based purely on the costs that seemed to have been accepted by Eskom which I believe is overpriced by 50%. Setting that objection aside, I am fully in favour of a land-based turbine solution.
Main picture: Five of Ankerlig’s 148MW open cycle gas turbines
Eskom is on the verge of signing a 20-year deal for Karpowership to provide 1220MW of ship-based power for 20 years at 3 locations around South Africa. The contract does not include the land side costs of connecting to the grid i.e., switchgear, transformers and distribution lines. It also probably does not include the wharfage costs payable to Portnet.
With the gatslag of the announcement that the AstraZeneca vaccine does not work against the SA variant, the health department seems to favour the J&J vaccine since its SA trial leg encountered the SA variant which none of the others did. However, when you unpack the numbers, it is not hopeful as the effective sample size is exceedingly small. I posit, with good reason, that the effective sample size on which they base their unimpressive efficacy of 57% is 49!
Since July 2017, Adobe has been telling the world that they were pulling their Flash Player as at 31 December 2020. SARS woke up to the problem too late and could only migrate half their input forms to the new method in time. On 24 January 2021, they announced that they had created their own browser which could accept the plug-in to solve their self-created problem. This is a very dangerous approach given that they are dealing with highly sensitive and confidential information and given it takes an immense effort to ensure that any home-grown software is unhackable. In addition, it does not run on the Apple operating system, iOS. This led me to think whimsically about SARS creating its own operating system, tOS-SARS (Tax Operating System – SARS) or tOS for short.
Coincidently, one month prior to Adobe’s announcement, Mmamathe Makhekhe-Mokhuane was appointed Chief Officer – DIST (Digital Information Systems and Technology, I presume). Who can ever forget that hilarious interview in October 2018 on SABC-TV conducted with her where she struggled to answer softball questions? This led her to plead, “Ma’am, can you give me protection from yourself?” In reply to a parliamentary question, Tito Mboweni provided the following information on her qualifications:
A due diligence was conducted on the following qualifications prior her appointment and were Verified:
(1) Diploma in Practical Accounting, Damelin, 1996
(2) Diploma in Bookkeeping, Damelin, 1996
(3) Diploma in Business Organization & Management, Damelin, 1997
(4) Diploma in Personnel Training and Management, Damelin, 1997
(5) Master of Business Administration, University of North West, 2004
A due diligence was not conducted on the following foreign qualifications prior her appointment:
(6) General Certificate of Education. University of Cambridge, 1985
(7) Diploma in Information Technology, Square one, Data processing College, 1987.”
Most countries, at some stage or another, have promoted large families. It would seem that fecundity is a source of national pride if not a desire to outnumber their enemies in the long term. Hitler avidly promoted this and Stalin created the medal, Mother Heroine, in 1944 for mothers who raised over 10 children. This was awarded 430 000 times by 1991 when it was discontinued. There were also other medals for woman who were not as fecund or who were perhaps more sensible.
Main picture: Soviet propaganda poster, 1944 & Soviet Mother Heroine Medal
Last year was supposed to be the Chinese Year of the Rat but the year had hardly started and it transmogrified into the Year of the Bat. It not only created genocidal mayhem but also drove the world schizophrenic with false narratives and bad data. This blog focusses on the latter with particular reference to South Africa.
On 22 December, Trump retreated to his Winter White House/ Winter Palace, Mar-a-Lago for the final Christmas of his Presidency. In this blog, my brother Blaine, provides a wacky look deserving of the wacky lame Donald Duck.