Trump’s Presidential campaign strongly hinged on his insult, Sleepy Joe (Biden), when in fact Biden was never seen to sleep in public.  The irony is now Trump can be truly called Dozy Donny as he regularly catches up on his nap time during White House pressers when he is not the centre of attention.  Of course, he claims he is just thinking.

Monty Python’s The Lumberjack Song has been popular since it appeared in their 1971 film, And Now for Something Completely Different.  As it is now old and dilapidated, just like the East Wing, Kennedy Centre, Reflecting Pool and the East Potomac Golf Course, it needs renovating and updating under Trump’s roving eye and expert feel.

TRUMP
I’m a slumberjack and I’m OK.
I text all night, I sleep all day.

CABINET and FOX CHOIR
He’s a slumberjack and he’s OK.
He texts all night and sleeps all day.

TRUMP
I pardon thee, I lie a bunch.
I change the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go golfing,
And have Diet Coke for tea.

CABINET and FOX CHOIR
He pardons thee, he lies a bunch.
He changes the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes golfing,
And has Diet Coke for tea.

He’s a slumberjack and he’s OK.
He texts all night and sleeps all day.

TRUMP
I cut down trees, I jig and dance.
I like to wield my powers.
I put on bronze tanning,
And migrants behind bars.

CABINET and FOX CHOIR
He cuts down trees, he jigs and dances.
He likes to wield his powers.
He puts on bronze tanning,
And migrants behind bars.

He’s a slumberjack and he’s OK.
He texts all night and sleeps all day.

TRUMP
I don’t waste time, catch a feel,
When they visit me.
I wish I was good looking
Just like my friend Jeffery.

CABINET and FOX CHOIR
Hey bro, WTF?  . . .  We’re outa here